Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The First Annual CMB United Way Staring Contest

Welcome to your source for the latest news on the hottest fundraising event of the century:

The Communications and Marketing Branch's United Way Staring Contest!

This website will be your resource for all things related to the contest;
  • including match dates and detailed results,
  • contest rules, and
  • competitor profiles.
This is sure to be a hard-fought, vicious, and unruly battle. No one knows what might happen (this is a staring contest after all) so be sure to check back here often for the latest updates.

NEWS - Entry forms are available as of today! Don't miss out on your opportunity to be part of what will probably be remembered as the greatest event in the history of humanity.*

For just $4 you can compete to win the most coveted trophy in all face-to-face office-related fundraising competitions: The Benaaron Cup.

Competitions will start Thursday December 10th so be sure to get your entrant's form completed ASAP.

See Ben Johnson or Aaron Talbot to pay your entrant's fee now!

GET IN THE GAME! It's for a great cause and you'll be worshiped and adored by your peers for years to come simply for taking part in this prestigious sporting event**.



* probably not really.
**obviously not really.



3 comments:

  1. Woman Who Stares At GoatsDecember 4, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    This is a throwdown! A showdown! Hell no I won't go down! You're all gonna go down ...

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  2. People staring at you is freakyyyyy!!!

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  3. I have loads of boys staring at me x

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